/ I've deduced that I must not be an authentic college student as I don't know what "J-Term" means. From what I have gleaned so far, it seems to include going to a foreign country to "study" (read: party), which in the real world sounds like something only kids with money could afford to do. I will google it later and learn more.

/ This morning I found the motherload of Jersey Shore quotes and accompanying commentary! yes! Yes! YES! I <3 New York Magazine, I miss my subscription...